Crazy Eric

This is a true story that JUST happened. Ok, so we like to take walks in the evenings. We ALWAYS take a bag in case Lupe decides to do her business...we pick it up. As usual, Lupe does her thing and Eric picks it up. We round the corner into our cul-da-sac and I see Eric winding up for a toss. Now, I should back up and say that the last time Eric tried to throw the bag of poo to our house did not end well. It ended up going over the fence into our neighbor's back yard. I can imagine them sitting out relaxing when all of a sudden a bag of poop comes flying over the fence and lands in front of everyone. Not good. So, when I saw him gearing up for another toss, bad thoughts started flowing. He winds up, gets ready, tosses...but the bag lands right by his feet. He has a very confused yet nervous look on his face. And that is when I hear it....THUMP! At that point I was thinking, "Gee, it sounded like the bag landed somewhere far away, but I see the bag at Eric's feet." Then it dawns on me...the POOP landed somewhere far away!!! And guess where it lands? Yep. Right smack dab on the middle of the neighbor's (same one as before) front windshield. We walk up to it...there it is...a big splat of poop. I headed in the house and told Eric he needed to clean it up. He went over with Windex. He came back and said, "Yeah, just as I was cleaning it up, he (the neighbor) came out and asked me what I was doing." Hahaha! Eric had to explain everything to him. I can only imagine what our neighbor is thinking.